‘The smile never left my face except to laugh out loud.’ - Graham Wyles, StageTalk Magazine. Have you ever wondered what would happen if your favourite poets from the 1800s got stuck in an inflatable life raft in the middle of the ocean with no nautical know-how and a fracturing friendship? Join William Wordsworth and Samuel Taylor Coleridge in this absurdist comedy, one man in the midst of a mid-life crisis, the other obsessed with opium induced poetry, all the while battling an incompetent Stage Hand. With storms, sea monsters and a haunting albatross it’s so good you might just wee.